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large hotel bedroom with red walls
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large hotel bedroom with red walls
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otties salon at bertrands townhouse
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otties salon at bertrands townhouse comft green sofa and gold framed ornate photo frames
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Bertie

The Story

Step into the world of Bertrand Russell: letters, logic, and eccentricity meet Bloomsbury’s charm in the Georgian townhouse’s curious transformation.

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Quarters

Spaces for rest, reading, and quiet mischief. Explore rooms that provoke thought, conversation, and a little indulgence.

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Special Offers

Not all choices in life are wise – but booking direct with Bertie certainly is.

Ottie’s Salon

Ottie's Salon

A leafy hideaway for indulging in fine wine and hand-rolled cigars in true Bloomsbury fashion.

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Location

Perfectly placed in Bloomsbury, steps from the British Museum - the world’s greatest collection of curiosities.

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Contact

Raise a quill or give us a bell. Bertie’s team are always on hand to help with your bookings and enquiries.

Dearest Bertie,
We would love to stay with you between
18th December 2025 and 19th December 2025.

We are a party of 2 guests, and would like to reserve 1 room.

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Why book through strangers when you can come straight to Bertie? Enjoy instant privileges reserved for the astute and curious – just as Bertie would have wished.

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£150 – A rate so generous, it borders on scandalous. Book before we come to our senses.

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