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EVERY DETAIL IS DESIGNED WITH YOUR COMFORT IN MIND:

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High Speed Wi-Fi

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Turndown Service

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Slippers & Gown

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Smart TV

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Tea & Coffee

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Room Service

Classic Quarters

A refined, cosy retreat with plenty of natural light and quiet comforts for rest and reflection.

12-17 sqm

129-183 sqft

Plush King bed

En-suite shower

City & Garden views

What time may we arrive? And when must we depart? caret-down

Guests are welcome to arrive from 3 o’clock in the afternoon. 

Departure is by 11 o’clock in the morning (unless persuaded otherwise over breakfast).

Should you wish to arrange an earlier check-in or later check-out, we are happy to accommodate when you book with us directly. Find out more.

Do you offer a daily housekeeping service? caret-down

Yes – discreetly achieved, naturally. 

Each room is refreshed daily, with everything placed just so, as if untouched (save, perhaps, for the books you left open).  

Thoughtful touches arrive each day, including neatly turned-down bedding and freshly arranged tea and coffee supplies. Linens are changed every third day as part of our planet-friendly approach.

If you would prefer a different schedule, or have particular preferences, simply let our front desk know – we are happy to tailor our service to your needs. You may contact us in advance, or speak with a member of our team during your stay.

May I bring my trusty canine? caret-down

Unfortunately, pets are not permitted to accompany guests, with the exception of registered service animals.

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Letters to Bertie

Positively glowing reviews from our guests

18 January

“A delightful escape in the heart of London. Elegant and comfortable. Perfect for a restful retreat!”

Yours, Mildred

24 February

“An exquisite experience! The ambiance is enchanting, and the service is impeccable. Highly recommended.”

Forever Indebted, Jamie

4 March

“A hidden gem. Luxurious decor and attentive care made for an unforgettable stay. Can’t wait to return!”

T.T.F.N., Englebert

19 August

“Simply marvellous! The perfect blend of sophistication and warmth. A must-visit for any eclectic, intellectually curious visitor in London.”

Sincerely, Kitty

Correspondence from Bertie

We write only when there is something worth saying. Let us share our reflections, invitations, and the occasional delight.

Dearest Bertie,
We would love to stay with you between
2nd November 2025 and 3rd November 2025 .

We are a party of 2 guests, and would like to reserve 1 room.

Are you a group of 7 or more? Get in touch to arrange a group booking.

Book Direct
with Bertie

Securing your stay directly promises more than just a room. It means bespoke service, thoughtful perks, and small delights reserved for the astute and curious – just as Bertie would have wished.

Complimentary Breakfast
Priority Room Upgrade
Early check-in & Late Check-out
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